Martha, My Dear!

She shed 20 pounds in her five month stay at the country club. Her net worth reportedly increased by $30 million a month, with MSO stock tripling from trial through incarceration. She is released to "house arrest" at her 16-acre mega-estate, a reborn superstar ready to nova again. Martha Stewart, born August 3, 1941, 1:33pm in Jersey City Jersey, is a Leo with Scorpio rising and a Sag moon, and an elevated Venus in perfectionist Virgo in her 10th house of career. This year, transiting Uranus in Pisces is opposed her Venus, her progressed Venus is trine her Mercury, and transiting Pluto is conjunct her Jupiter-ruled Moon. I expect Martha to make a magnificent transformation, reinventing herself to ever grander levels of her inner-childhood dreams.

Presto Chango

Presto chango. The Grand Puppeteer is waving her magic wand and sprinkling excitement dust in the air. Venus conjuncts Uranus charging the ethers with fresh NOW juice, and a Moon - Pluto conjunction commands passionate thirst. Drink deeply of the Universe's bubbly concoction -- a genuine pan-galactic gargle blaster.

Some Stars of Oscars' Stars

It's Oscar night and the Moon is in Libra...........how perfect. Pomp and circumstance, glitz and glitter, dahling. My predictions: not. I think Fahrenheit 911 was the best picture. I've never seen another film where the entire audience stands vigorously in long ovations at the end, have you? What will win? Aviator for best picture, Foxx for actor, Swank for actress. Now, wait a minute. Instead, of predictions, here's a few stars of the stars. Clint Eastwood was born May 31, 1930, Gemini, Scorpio Rising, Leo Moon, Mars in Aries, Jupiter in Libra. Martin Scorsese, born November 17, 1942 is a Capricorn, Leo Rising, Pisces Moon, with his Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all in a stellium in Scorpio. No wonder! Leonardo DiCaprio, born 11/11/1974 is all Scorpio and Libra, with Sun Venus and Mars in Scorpio, and Pluto, Moon, Uranus, Mercury and Ascendant in Libra (w/Uranus and Mercury conjunct at the 29th or anarectic degree!). Jamie Foxx, born December 13, 1967 is a Sag, with a Taurus Moon opposite his Venus in Scorpio. And Hilary Swank, born July 30, 1974 is a Leo with a Sag Moon, with Venus, Saturn, and Mercury conjunct in Cancer. Enjoy!