Mars opposes Saturn

My advice for today: Unwind, stretch your body, exercise, loosen up your mind, do your breathing exercises, meditate, drink some chamomile tea, get a message, listen to Enya, Bob Marley, Vivaldi -- whatever relaxes you. Rent Robin Williams "Live on Broadway" or some other form of laughter-inducing hilarity. The Universe is serving up a little Cosmic Crunch for breakfast tomorrow (8:15 am) in the name of Mars (Capricorn) opposite Saturn (Cancer) -- unlimited energy meets irresistible force. A wringing out of the karmic towel. Drive carefully. Jupiter retrograde in Libra t-squares this confrontation, amplifying the energy. What we want to do to is not force the issue. Grease the squeaky wheel, gracefully tai-chi tense situations, try not to take the unfolding drama too seriously. Like gas, this too shall pass.

Martha, My Dear!

She shed 20 pounds in her five month stay at the country club. Her net worth reportedly increased by $30 million a month, with MSO stock tripling from trial through incarceration. She is released to "house arrest" at her 16-acre mega-estate, a reborn superstar ready to nova again. Martha Stewart, born August 3, 1941, 1:33pm in Jersey City Jersey, is a Leo with Scorpio rising and a Sag moon, and an elevated Venus in perfectionist Virgo in her 10th house of career. This year, transiting Uranus in Pisces is opposed her Venus, her progressed Venus is trine her Mercury, and transiting Pluto is conjunct her Jupiter-ruled Moon. I expect Martha to make a magnificent transformation, reinventing herself to ever grander levels of her inner-childhood dreams.

Presto Chango

Presto chango. The Grand Puppeteer is waving her magic wand and sprinkling excitement dust in the air. Venus conjuncts Uranus charging the ethers with fresh NOW juice, and a Moon - Pluto conjunction commands passionate thirst. Drink deeply of the Universe's bubbly concoction -- a genuine pan-galactic gargle blaster.